I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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