just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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