Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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