He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Sorry my hands just texted you
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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