I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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