He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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