a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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