I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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