My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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