He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
All I want is dick and wine.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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