I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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