Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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