I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
No subtext here. People are naked.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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