I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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