Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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