i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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