just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
The dick lei will go down in squad history
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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