This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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