we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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