Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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