Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
