no, he came in my armpit
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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