Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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