Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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