Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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