I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize
