peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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