no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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