I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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