she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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