Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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