She is in my trunk
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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You. Win. At. Life.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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