she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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