Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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