Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
this just has baby written all over it
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
