okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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