I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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