Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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