STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I enjoy the company of your penis
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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