She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
