Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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