Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she looked like the before picture.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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