i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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