I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My underwear smells like fireworks.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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