Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Congratulations! We have a period
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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