how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
do nipples grow back?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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