You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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