woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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