I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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