The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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